Piña c:

unfriendlyasiangirl:

i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar 

(via suspend)

Colour My Inbox

herrrw:

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(Source: theendlessin-between)

laugh-addict:

audreykaching:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

via laugh-addict!

(Source: coolkidsclique)

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

(via circumcising)

sakuraooohgami:

MY MOM JUST CALLED ME DOWN STAIRS JUST TO HAND ME THIS HUGE ICICLE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT BUT ITS MELTING AND MY HANDS BURN.

sakuraooohgami:

MY MOM JUST CALLED ME DOWN STAIRS JUST TO HAND ME THIS HUGE ICICLE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT BUT ITS MELTING AND MY HANDS BURN.

(via snazziest)

roastbeefguy:

catastrofe:

dream job

"Well, honey, I’m off to work. Superman’s cape isn’t going to flap around in the wind by itself!"

roastbeefguy:

catastrofe:

dream job

"Well, honey, I’m off to work. Superman’s cape isn’t going to flap around in the wind by itself!"

(via snazziest)

ggoing:

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

(via outraged)

hashtag-highfashion:

cumberbitchsandwich:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

image

and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

is anyone on here even old enough to remember this?

you act like these are from the fucking 1800s omfg

(Source: claphne, via snazziest)

laugh-addict:

makaitup:

homeisforthehartless:

rubbertoe17:

the Chamber of Secrets

The text loaded before the picture and this is not at all what I was expecting

HOW DO WE MAKE THISS??

via laugh-addict!

laugh-addict:

makaitup:

homeisforthehartless:

rubbertoe17:

the Chamber of Secrets

The text loaded before the picture and this is not at all what I was expecting

HOW DO WE MAKE THISS??

via laugh-addict!

(Source: charmangur)

littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.

image

Oh my god, I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

(via oknope)

The Music Written on This Dude's Butt
Hieronymus Bosch / Garden of Earthly Delights

westerosbartender:

chaoscontrolled123:

Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

There is nothing about this post I don’t love.

(via vanilladella)

1,827,771 plays
plomrose:

thatdarnguythere:

For Harry Potter people, a photo of the first day the trio met.

can’t not

plomrose:

thatdarnguythere:

For Harry Potter people, a photo of the first day the trio met.

can’t not

(via vanilladella)