Piña c:

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via circumcising)

fleetofships:

elizabethian-cows:

cyberalpaca:

It’s simple to be cool with other people.

This is an unexpectedly happy comic

I wish more people would get down with this train of thought.

(via vanilladella)

sheercalculatedsilliness:

what makes it art is all the cops staring like “yeah i’m not helping him up”

sheercalculatedsilliness:

what makes it art is all the cops staring like “yeah i’m not helping him up”

(via stability)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via circumcising)

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

(via oknope)

swaggityswerve:

grandalftheorange:

ok but why did the couch turn red

kris doesn’t get embarrassed -therefore the couch turned red out of embarrassment instead

(Source: kriskardashian, via stability)

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

(via outraged)

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

(via outraged)

bl-ossomed:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

Lmao

bl-ossomed:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

Lmao

(Source: 997, via outraged)

canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

image

so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

image

(via stability)